Blagh!

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Ya know, when you're playin a video game, and, like, you've just killed a bunch of demons, or eyeball monsters, and you find that rocket launcher and a bunch of health kits, what does that mean?

No, it does not mean you're gonna be wading through on fuckin easy street splattering bad guys all the way to the princess or reactor or whateverthefuck it is at the end. It means you're gonna be up against some goddamn Antichrist boss monster in the next fuckin room.

My life is turning into a video game. One of those shitty ones from Japan where nothing anybody says makes sense and there's no game-guide, but boy, does it have good graphics! Click for More


Image correction for Episode 28

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We here at Apocalypse Engine aren't artists, except for Rob, and Shmoo's art tends to be a little creative at times. That's why the bird in this week's episode cover art looks like a canary. In fact — and this isn't a huge spoiler — the bird species in question is a parakeet. I took the liberty of correcting Shmoo's artistic vision; hopefully he won't fire me.

Lovely ocean background courtesy alles-schlumpf | CC BY-NC-SA.


A Certain Something

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This is just a blithering blog blindly betwixt a barren bowl of brainy boredom and a brash and bashful blathering. Which is to say I'm kind of sleepy and so unable to resist the urge to type things on the Internets as usual, it happens. Click here to finish reading this mess...


Violet's Periodic Formula

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The awesome team at AOL's Comics Alliance came up with the Periodic Table of Superpowers a few days ago. It's kinda cute.

Violet's formula is: OScTcGDcGe

Or should I throw in Kf for martial arts, Nf for military, and W for weaponry?


Foreboding

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Foreboding. Yeah, that's the fucking word.

I knew goin to Oklahoma was gonna be a bad idea in the long run. A big goddamn distraction. Sure, that bitch Sylva needed what she got, but you gotta take care of yourself first. Just like when the goddamn masks pop outta the ceiling on airplanes... put yours on FIRST, then go help that grandma in the next seat with hers.

So we just put a mask on fuckin OKC, and now we're back home suckin fumes, 'cause Positive's takin the initiative... Click for More